Damn it feels good to be a gangster! Attention….Attention….Attention….tickets go on sale tomorrow morning to spend the part of your final four weekend with a group of guys that never existed. This amazing experience will only cost $ 60 a ducket for general admission, but hey don’t worry you can drop a cool hundy for VIP treatment. For the record these tickets aren’t worth a can of cold piss. These guys have never won a freaking game and they are tainting the purest weekend in sports…the final four. They couldn’t even get Greektown Casino for the venue, they have to settle for ghetto U aka Motor city casino.
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/basketball/index.ssf/2009/03/fab_five_reunion_tickets_on_sa.html
Enjoy for yourselves and get a good laugh. Not only is Michigan possibly in the tourney and we have to deal with that, but we need to endure these has beens in a celebration…give me a break. Just wanted to warn everyone. Thanks for your time!

2 comments
Sam says:
March 15, 2009 at 2:03 am (UTC -8)
I heard Jalen Rose doing an interview on WTKA in Ann Arbor say that they invented black socks. He wasn’t kidding either. These assholes give themselves credit for almost anything yet take no responsibility for the largest pay out scandal in the history of collegiate athletics.
Rhett says:
March 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm (UTC -8)
Jimmy – this is awesome. And Sam is right. They got somebody kill, what the fuck else do you have to do to solidify yourself as true gangsters?